:: VANDERPUMP RULES ::
this trash is just the best damn trash in the world.
it’s just new level trash every week. always.
I love that kristin is like “I’m so zen”….. no kristin you’re still bat sheeyite crazy, doing the exact same stalker girlfriend things, you just keep your mouth closed now more than you used to. and I’m suuuuuuure
even though James is clearly using the relationship as a reason to be on the show (because, sorry James, I don’t think ‘unattractive
the hunger for 15 minutes of fame must be intense.
but I’m even thankful for James, for his Fireball to the face moments, and especially for him lying straight to Kristins face about cheating and then in the confessional saying this
I mean….. Kristin really knows how to pick ’em.
but the main thing we learned this week is not that Jax is still a manwhore who thinks girls from Kentucky have never heard of Google (yeah Jax…. she knows nothing about you and your past….)
but that Scheana is even more white trash than we ever thought.
I know…. I know….
you’re like “UMMM she wore a crop top wedding dress, I think we know.”
BUT NO. …..
SCHEANA HAS HUGE,BLOWN UP WEDDING PHOTOS ON CAVAS ALL OVER HER APARTMENT.
there are no pictures to be found (UGH and I deleted already so I can’t take a classy picture of my TV screen),
but this clip gives a small taste in the background for those of you that missed it 🙂
Gigantic pictures all over one entire wall. LITERALLY CAN’T. I CAN’T
:: LADIES OF LONDON ::
My favorite part of every show is the intro, where it just shows their houses and them doing the daily family life activities and the fun music plays in the background.
I havent talked much about the show because I realize every time I write something for Coffee Talk I delete it because it makes no sense.
I can’t put my finger on it…… like I love them and then they each annoy the hell out of me.
And I think the common theme is they all have this mentality :
well except for Julie. Poor Julie. I’ve never seen a grown woman sob like that about things like….. a yoga pose….. or a text. How tightly would she be wound without yoga?
but the rest of them, definitely impressed with themselves.
Like Caroline Fleming… .. I thought she would be my favorite. She’s gorgeous, royal, a great cook, martha stewarty, and have the face of a little angel. She’s so sweet and homey and then everything is like “i CANOT BELIEVE someone did this to ME” or “how DARE you be late to breakfast! YOU ARE AT MY HOME”. she like, mothers and shames everyone constantly. or tells them they should be super grateful and lucky to be in her presence. Like turning to Sarcastic Sassy Caroline and saying “You should be honored that I’m taking you to see my mothers gravestone”. Like….. IT’S IMPLIED. WE GET IT CAROLINE. IT DOESN’T NEED TO BE VERBALIZED WE GET IT.
its all like…. me me me
Caroline Stanbury’s sarcasm really is a saving grace though.
and the main reason my-boyfriend-andy-cohen better have a season 3?
It is wonderful to see that the drama and arguments are so much more civilized. It’s (usually) the way grown women should disagree,
versus the real housewives where its like…….
although ya gotta admit…. with the housewives….
you just can’t look away!
:: BELOW DECK ::
I am so excited for next week’s finale.
Rocky has finally reached the tipping point on her never-ending-crazy scale (if it ever ends) mascara streaming down her face crying over eddie
I meannnnnnn Eddie is an ass for acting like nothing ever happened and saying “I would never hook up with anyone on the boat”, and THEN acting like she started it, but still, Rocky, lock it up girl. what did you think a text to meet up in the laundry room was supposed to lead to?
the next morning there is a clip of her SOBBING in bed under the covers.
I mean…. SOB-BING. sobbing so hard that I can count on one hand the number of times I have ever cried that hard and I am, like, an emotional basket case.
emile continues his childish attempts to get rocky’s attention, and can’t handle adult emotions, so he lashes out on Connie for basically doing a good job and calls her a whore. emile is actually just as sadly entertaining as rocky in all of this.
I am SO excited for the reunion.
:: COACH CHARMING ::
I completely forgot about this show premiering and I am kicking myself.
But Hallelujah it was on the People’s Couch this week so I got to enjoy a few select moments and oh. my. word.
of course there are no gif’s to be found anywhere, but take my word for it – set your DVR ladies!
and check out this little video clip
:: mazel of the week ::
looking like a boss as always as the VS fashion show despite still being sick.
and I mean, Gigi looks okay, I guess.
:: jackhole of the week ::
more brooks and OC drama continues tonight on Bravo!
and meghan king edmonds will be there with a headpiece to give her sherlock homes findings too I’m sure
(also, E! News has good dirt from their interviews with Brooks and Vicki is speaking out in a new interview too)