discuss amongst ya-selves…….
:: bachelor in paradise ::
Carly and Kirk are so cute. Two funny, sarcastic, normal people found each other. Hallelujah.
I had forgotten about Kirk – I really likedhim.
wait…. not in this outfit. of course its the only pic I Could find.
Mikey Muscle is mad this week when claire decides to go on a date with Princess-Jasmine’s Aladdin. Of course he’s pissed…. she said she wants to date other people and isn’t in to him at the end of their date, so HOW DARE she say yes to a date with someone else!
like…… what? He really is as dumb as he looks.
michael shows up (sigh, yawn, big yawn) and in case you think he has changed since his season of the bachelorette think again!
he says he is there for Tenley (SHOCKER)
HER NAME IS TENLEY BUT TO ME SHE IS AN ELEVENLY.
Ugh. Yep…. same old super duper duper Michael.
it was painful watching him when he was on Desiree’s season.
almost as painful as it was watching Tenley do her special rhythmic dance she created when she was runner-up on her season of the bachelor. (tell me Im not the only one that remembers this and thinks of it and her baby voice every time you see her).
:: noah cyrus ::
looks like miley’s 15 year old sister is following her path.
seriously!?! who lets their 15 year old dress like this!?!
answer : kris kardashian
:: my fab 40th ::
um I saw a preview for a new show coming out soon, my fab 40th.
like ‘my super sweet 16’ on MTV but this is 40 year old women doing it.
BRAVO TO YOU BRAVO.
:: RHONY ::
line of the night goes to Sonja.
“Ramona has a lot of these renewals /new me / moving on parties ….
she should try a masquerade ball next.”
I love this gif of her oh so much
PREACH SONJA. PREACH.
there were so many strange things that happened in this episode.
one of them being countess saying to carole that you “don’t introduce (the 25 year olds your sleeping with) to the children” and then saying “thats right you don’t have any children hahahaha”. what????
:: RHOC ::
I meannnnnnn Meghan. Someone get this girl a stylist.
I’m with Tamra (rare occurrence). Was she trying to look like Stevie Nicks ?
And with the dark, smoky eye make up? I mean…… what????
to me she actually looks like a female bret michaels
amiright? HELL YES I AM.
but I digress……..
and Meghan turning around on the golf cart and saying “shannon called you a pot stirrer”.
the faces in this picture are priceless.
um. pot, meet kettle.
yes tamra stirs the pot big time, but you need to simmer down now honey and just LOCK IT UP for the last night of the trip! who cares! she does not know when to let things be and just talk about everyone behind their backs in the diary/confessional things like all the other women.
I mean, what was with that “Storm.” comment.
since when do we shorten “go ahead and storm out” to “storm”.
and she says it all so deadpanned and barely moving her mouth “storm”. like, are we in the middle of some kind of performance art where they just say one word and the light over their head goes out and then the room turns black and music plays while they change positions and its supposed to evoke sentences full of meaning and emotion? huh?
but seriously, these girls need to take a lesson from sonja.
but really how many headpieces does this girl own?
:: jack hole of the week :: goes to you meghan king edmonds.
and you shannon for always saying MEGHAN KING EDMONDS. good god just say MEGHAN.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY BRET MICHAELS WANTS HIS HEADPIECE BACK
PS. ROCK OF LOVE WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS OF OUR GENERATION.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.