discuss amongst ya-selves…….
I feel like all of my shows were YAWNS this week.
sorry if this weeks coffee talk is as disappointing as my-boyfriend-andy-cohen was to me this week.
I watched things and things happened, but nothing really entertained me.
I realize this is what I sound like :
I guess I’ve just been over-stimulated with mayhem every week
and nothing met my standards this time.
I mean, is an insane amount of hours of entertaining television per week really too much to ask?
no, but really, I was bored all week with my shows.
who else is missing real housewives of melbourne already?
me too…… me too……
don’t worry I’ll find a way to keep using that gif every week.
To top off the bad week, I just found out my favorite reality couple of all time (I’d say I’m exaggerating but I really don’t think I am. I love them)
is stooping to very low levels and I am very devastated over it.
sure, I have low standards for myself, but for the people I watch on TV I expect far more.
Jeff and Jordan from Big Brother are on this season of Marriage Boot Camp.
click link to see clip of them on the show
first of all, you are way too good for this.
second of all, jeff you are way too HAWT for this.
third of all, you both are definitely too damn nice for this.
and most of all, the examples of their “issues” in the clip is like “she leaves pillows everywhere” (my face : WHAT?)
and “she leaves one sip of juice in the bottom of the juice containers” (me : UM…….)
I want to be like Billy Madison and grab their cheeks
and be like ummmmm sorry to tell ya that isn’t really a communication issue. That’s just people being people, aka, annoying as hell. Tell your fiancé to throw the damn juice carton out, realize they never will, and just prepare to bitch about it your whole life or realize it’s STUPID and who cares and shut up about it and just throw it out yourself.
I mean I’m relieved because they ARE as perfect and non-argumentative as I thought, but my GAWD are you really so bored that you are going on this show with this TRASH (mike from jersey shore to name one) to act like you have problems?
:: Southern Charm ::
T-Rav and Kathryn are the most dysfunctional teenage relationship ever.
Facebook Breakups are nothing compared to the way they acted last night with the back-together-not-together-change-of-heart-within-5-seconds.
T-Rav : Kathryn looks hot…. I want to be together
Kathryn : I’ll dress sexy and he will be with me and proprose damn it.
T – Rav : wait, I have to be all in or all out ? never mind, I’ll sleep with someone else
Kathryn : I dressed all hot! That means you’re supposed to forget about the 9 million reasons our relationship is dysfunctional and we forget everything that happened!
that’s a horrible version on my part of a recap….. but they ended this 12 year old charade with a chase down the boardwalk with Kathryn yelling in front of everyone and T-Rav trying to get her the hell off of him. it would have been great except we saw the clip of it all season long so it was pretty anticlimactic.
cameron couldn’t have said it better when she said ‘dysfunction junction’ about those two.
I’m just super excited/scared for the reunion.
side note : why did we watch Landon set up for her pop up shop for half the episode and then never see than damn pop up shop?
PS. WAY more exciting than anything you have read so far on this post,
I promise I will make it up to you with the following :
Landon’s ex-husband is also the ex-husband
of Stacey Dash (Dionne from Clueless) and the father of her child.
see article here.
is your mind blown as much as mine is?
WOAH. and the guy isn’t even attractive. explanation: he’s british and rich.
I feel like I have more understanding of Landon now for her talking/crying about the relationship a bunch…..
:: the bachelorette ::
the actual episode isn’t even worth discussing….. I know it’ll start to get good but so far who cares.
nice try with a “to be continued” ABC…. a guy getting kicked off and talking smack in his exit-interview isn’t that dramatic but okay.
the best part of the whole two hours was the 45 seconds during the credits at the end when we see Britt dating that douche bag that left the show to go ask her to “be his girl.”
I threw up in my mouth a little bit watching it, which means they must be made for each other.
:: RHOBH ::
sonja on the cover of Latino Show.
what? this woman never ceases to amaze me.
also, her 24 year old sidekick/ “boyfriend” really gives me the creeps.
am I the only one?
and I just can’t anymore with Ms. Frankel, especially the crying escapades.
Bravo is really ramming Bethenny down our throats.
After an hour of RHONY, we have Bethenny in Andy’s chair interviewing Andy on WWHL…… I mean….. I’ve had enough Bethenny when the episode is over, I don’t need just her for a whole ‘nother 30 minutes talking over whomever she is sitting with a mile a minute.
I’m super excited for the Hot Mess that will be Secrets and Wives on Bravo.
OC and that show airing at the same time has got to be great.
is this show sponsored by herve leger?
“I want the red one! I’ll wear the dark red one! I want the maroon one!”
whatever ladies, I sense the crazy that probably went into who-got-which-one for the photo shoot and I like it. this one starts next Tuesday June 2 so set your DVR!
:: Jackhole ::
this weeks jackhole is my-boyfriend-andy-cohen,
but not because I felt like this weeks television on bravo was sub-par,
but because my beloved show The People’s Couch is nowhere to be found in the line up.
I love those people.
They are like my family, except they don’t know me, so they probably love me a little more than my family does.
This show NEEDS to be back.
I miss it so much that I started watching all the bonus clips on Bravos website that were taped months ago…… okay so perhaps I’m the jackhole this week whatever……
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.