discuss amongst ya-selves…….
get excited y’all because I reached a new low this week!!!
(readers thoughts: that’s not possible. you’re at rock bottom on a weekly basis)
I get so annoyed with how I can’t find pictures of the TV shows that I am talking about (I’m looking at you Bravo) that I took pictures of my TV during Shahs of Sunset so that those of you that didnt see it can get a semi-decent idea of the outfits I am describing.
Um, YOU’RE WELCOME.
UMMMMM the premiere of Shonda Rhymes newest show just came out.
and, no surprise, it looks incredible!
amazing. How To Get Away With Murder had me on pins and needles every, single, solitary week.
I have no doubt this will do the same.
:: DWTS ::
I have cried every week watching DWTS for almost the entire season.
LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN IT IS SO GOOD.
watching Len talk about how he can’t dance anymore,
I WAS SOBBING.
I made my friends in Scottsdale watch select dances from the season in hopes of making them DWTS converts…. I need more people other than my mom to discuss this with. Kind of like Big Brother (don’t even get me started on how my generation everyone I know of any age is missing out on the greatest summer program ever. I don’t understand how it is the #1 show on TV during the summer yet NO ONE I know except my mom and I watch it. and a select few of you lovely readers who are clearly my favorite people and have your sh*t together.)
:: RHONY ::
sonja is just legit batsh*t crazy.
if my “friend”, even just a “for the sake of the show friend”
made me stand in the rain for an hour instead of inside her house before going on a trip, or before anything for that matter, for any reason, I would not have let that go as easily as they did. we all knew sonja was insane but I had no idea she was insanely rude as well.
I truly don’t think I’ve ever seen anything ruder.
even flipping a table was more considerate than making them stand outside in the rain…… I don’t know how and I’m totally wrong but I can’t think of another example and I just want to really drive home the point that is was BAD. Gawd Sonja.
Between her and bethenny talking 90 miles a minute and interrupting each other that is all I took from the whole episode.
just their voices….. a mile a minute….. ugh.
I’m ready for the OC drama and that new weird show they keep showing commercials for about all the blondes dating each others ex-boyfriends and ex-husbands but being best friends for their whole lives. that looks like a show I can get behind.
I mean WHYYYY is Vicki crying on the phone in the trailer for OC Housewives and hurling herself on the ground?! WHY.
:: shahs of sunset ::
um, MJ IN THE 80’S WORKOUT OUTFIT AT THE BARRE CLASS.
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN THAT IS MJ.
I know, my photos of my television are UNREAL. but the outfit was necessary.
I would totally leave the house to workout if this was what it’s like….. they sit and gossip the whole time and lift their ankle off the mat a little bit just to appease the instructor. I love it.
and then we can’t even (literally. can’t even. ha) discuss Reza’s bachelor party on the trolley bus with the pole and the male strippers, because my mother nance pants reads this blog,
just kidding, we know that’s not why, its because THERE ARE NO WORDS and I was covering my eyes and peeking through and not even believing what was coming next. and then I’d see MJ doing who knows what and laugh my head off.
AND THEN THEY PAN TO A FARM WITH FARM ANIMALS AND THEM DRINKING WINE AND ASA SAYING “I HAVE ALL KINDS OF SURPRISES….. JUST WAIT!!!”
I was just like Oh Asa girl you have NO. I. DEA.
farmer chris and whitney are posting instagram pics of them in iowa like “look at us, in iowa, this is so fun we are together!”
yeah try me in 6 months. not gonna happen. I have a hunch about these things…… and by hunch I mean theres a 2% success rate with that show so I am basically a tarot card reader and can say HELL TO THE NAH it won’t work.
:: southern charm ::
I don’t even knowwww what to say.
Such a giant mess of an episode and it’s only the beginning based on next week.
This place that they are staying at on Jekyll Island is UNREAL and I want to be there right now. The cutest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Kathryn storming out on the patio into Whitneys face was one the most hilarious things I have ever seen.
even when changing into her nighttime-drinking-jammies her hair is still in a full on bouffant. get it girl.
It must have been DEAD silent everywhere else on that GORGEOUS property except her flipping the heck out.
What are our thoughts about Kathryn and Craig taking a golf cart for a booze cruise at 3 am and it “dying” and them not getting back to the hotel/inn/gorgeous-mansion-place until morning?
Based on how many sentences Craig has fully formed all season, I’m thinking theres no way they had even 5 minutes worth of conversation to be had…… soooooo you be the judge.
it’s too bad kathryn pulled some drama that night, because we find out that simultaneously T-Rav was busy getting arrested for assault whilst finishing up his election race for mayer.
you just keep out-doing one another in the worst way possible.
I meannnnn an assualt charge from a friend is, like, a total step up from cocaine charges right?
I think he’s a shoe in for 2018…… next term will be his……..
:: MAZEL OF THE WEEK ::
duh to my spirit animal MJ.
at the “petting zoo wine tasting” bachelor party the morning after the secret bachelor party.
“All I can wish is that I was still as drunk as I was last night to make it through this lame ass bachelor party”
but the real mazel is to starting the episode in 80’s jazzercise and ending it in a safari jumpsuit with gladiator sandals.
I mean….. PAH-Reach girl.
if only my photo did cut off the gladiator sandals because they really completed the safari outfit.
ok, like every week I know I am forgetting 97 things and I’ll remember them midday at work and then forget to discuss them again……….
for example, I forgot to post this on Derby Day so why the hell not just post it now?
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.