discuss amongst ya-selves……..
bachelor in paradise
lacey needs to find a new brand of eye makeup remover.
this is the second episode with full on all day everyday raccoon eyes.
it happens to all of us…. but seriously it’s not that difficult to wipe your eyes with your fingers or check them in a mirror after you swim in the ocean when you have 90 cameras in your face…. she looks like she’s crazy drunk at all times with her eyes like that.
(my strange eye obsession with people on the bachelor apparently continues??).
and who smiles that big toothy smile and gives sex eyes the entire time they talk to someone?
simmer down, lacy.
clare continues to amaze us with her intelligence :
“I love that feeling when you just get that feeling and with zach i get that feeling.”
wow. that’s deep.
at least she didn’t speak in the third person this week.
one more great line from clare, ya know, in case we weren’t quite sure if she were prude or not……
“I know zach and I have a connection…..I felt his connection in the ocean.”
making your parents proud clare. makin’ em proud.
and seriously, quit talking about how you feel connected to your mexican heritage when you can’t even speak a word of spanish.
the only person that struggles more than clare with words, and common sense for that matter, is elise.
she needs to never give a public speech ever again. ever.
and she needs to pick up a copy of He’s Just Not That Into You ASAP
I wonder where she found the above dress!!??? It’s super classy……..
I’m just having a hard time with Sarah.
too normal and nice and not a skunk boring as hell.
Sarah’s only good line of the night, (but she said it so slowly and seriously) ::
“if I decide to give you my rose……..”
The things they say on this show are just
Dylan thinks Sarah is “hilarious” ….. is she, Dylan??
Dylan hasn’t smiled once the entire time he was been on any bachelorette/bachelor in paradise episode, so I’m not quite sure you should take that as a huge complement Sarah.
I love how the cast thinks they are comedic geniuses for coming up YOPO.
#yopo. ha. #noneofyouarefunny
Do they give STD tests to the contestants before they can appear on the show?
because Chris definitely would not pass.
he practically admits it himself.
I may or may not have really laughed at the fat damon comment about Dylan though……
but then I remembered he has been on every version of bachelor/bachelorette/bachelor pad/bachelor in paradise and I stopped.
jersey belle is just amazing…. I’m only halfway into the first episode and love it.
they are throwing around some serious insults this year.
first they compare sonja to grey gardens, which she thinks is a compliment?
aviva says she didn’t know carole was 50 years old, she thought she was older than that, but says that it was a compliment that she thought she was over 50?
and aviva also compares sonja to anna nicole smith, which she, once again, states is a compliment.
In that mindset, Coffee Talk is the most positive and complimentary blog series ever.
I really do love Andy’s expressions at reunions.
I have a feeling my prayers will be answered and my boyfriend Andy Cohen has already canned Aviva for next season.
My disdain for her knows no end.
Truly. I think she is at the top of my list for ALL housewives.
P.S. How crazy that Ramona announced she was leaving Mario the morning after last week’s reunion episode with Ramona vs. Andy regarding the affairs.
I actually feel really, really bad for her…….
Ah! I know!
I hate even admitting that so it’s time for me to go.
I don’t want you thinking I’m going all soft over here or anything.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.