discuss amongst ya-selves……
we just need to start things off with this GIF of the week.
when T Swift was shocked she actually lost an award.
hahahahahahahah (x infinity).
so now we see what your REAL shocked face looks like.
not this one.
and stop dancing and singing like a 12 year old in the aisles at every award show.
it’s greatly appreciated.
These dates are so stupid. Let’s sing with a Korean pop bang (annnnnnd the Korean singers speak 10x better english than Juan Pablo). Let’s go do Kareoke! We can’t read Korean but…. whatever!
Kat is just annoying. Not in a “you’re annoying so therefor fun to watch on TV” kind of way, but just plain a pain in the ass. Get sent home already.
“Korea?? I don’t even have a kimono”
her lips always pouting and falling into him every time she says something “funny”.
she does every line in the book. “oh don’t make us eat octopus Juan Pablo hehehe.” then making a big fuss and eating Octopus.
men are so easy it’s nauseating.
Kelly, the girl whose occupation is “dog lover” said it best when she said, “Her piece was like this big…..she’s definitely eaten things bigger than that”
slow clap, dog lover. slow clap. each week I like you more and more.
Highlight of the episode: the damn angry Opera Singer.
“I don’t sing for people for a really…. really…. really long time. Like. It’s personal. This is our first real date……I make a point of not singing for men for a long time…. I don’t want someone to be with me just because of my singing.”
my food literally flew out of my mouth.
oh my god.
you are delusional.
Kim just needs to be cut from the cast.
Her thrilling scenes now include a fan autograph show similar to comico
n and just as disturbing.
“you haven’t changed a bit”
“neither have you”
NOT A COMPLEMENT. YOUR TEETH ARE HORRIFYING.
clearly being a child star doesn’t mean you make enough money for everything.
kyle still wins for this episodes biggest waste of time. please…. no one gives a crap about your “acting” and your “role” on Days of Our Lives.
Carlton continues the classy-parade as she has every episode all season with a pool party filled with strippers on poles.
of course there aren’t any good pictures online, so we’ll have to settle for the naked body painting ladies.
and why is fat burger at every single party they have?
Carlton’s face when Joyce hugs her was only upstaged by Joyce really admiring and applauding the hard working strippers on their incredible moves on the pole as if they were ending world hunger with every thrust.
Carlton is pissed when Kyle thinks her star is a Jewish Star of David.
She’s Jewish. It’s not an insult. She’s not making a jab…. she’s just a dumbass.
We have a new thing to add to our ongoing list of
Things that Bloody F***ing Disgust Carlton:
Asking if her tattoo is related to Judaism/a faith that the person asking belongs to.
People doing bad things in dreams, because everyone knows dreams are real.
Carlton had A DREAM, whilst SLEEPING, that Kyle was talking about her behind her back. So, therefore, she is FURIOUS. She says “Who the f*** talks shit about peoples religion” and gets as pissed as she probably was when she got into a fight about someone on the plane.
Apparently a necklace is all it takes to get on her good side, but a dream puts you back on her shit list.
So, note to self, in Carlton’s religion what someone does in your dreams is 100% the same as reality.
Also, this isn’t necessarily from the last episode, but since I’m behind on my RHOBH coffee talk’ing, Brandi completely has a speech impediment from all of her horrible facial botching/boxing/surgery.
Also, saying her dad walked around naked all the time growing up —->
explains. so. much.
I don’t know why I had watched Vanderpump Rules all season, but I have.
and I think I can honestly say I have never seen a group of more horrible people in my life. They are absolutely awful to one another.
The STD’s must be seriously bountiful between all of them.
One episode left…. you know I’ll be watching.
crazy eyes ramona is getting a divorce from mario.
this is shocking to no one.
and I really, really, really can’t wait even more for the new season to premiere.
Actually…. possible worse people than the Sur waiters:
they win this weeks Jackhole of the Week.
all of em, but especially these two.