Insert story about punching another woman in a bar, and a joke about your husband being turned on thinking about a beating in the bedroom.
a. making a face when you learn her
which I just think is a bad idea when you have bulging bicep arms and a deep voice like that.
First it was because of her
Now, I want to be her so I can have someone dividing beverages into Fji water bottles wearing latex-free medical gloves for me.
(but with a little more cosmopolitan or vodka tonic, and a little less master cleanse).
I especially love him when he bashes one of the most obnoxious people on the planet – Tom Cruise.
This is just not his month.
let us pray:
please don’t say this fall affected that beautiful face.
I think I watched the movie version at least 150 times.
How the hell does Cameron Diaz translate to Ms. Hannigan??
but he’s so pretty, so for the sake of this photo, we’ll forget that for a moment.
Because I want it.
Another INSANE dance on DWTS:
fast forward to 1:45