I’m home from Vegas…. and alive (I Think???) …. and just wanting to have another vacation where I am drugged and sleep for 72 hours straight.
While my body stops shaking and learns to forgive me, go over to the best website anyone has ever told me about EVER.
my perspective on people
when I forget that I ordered something online and it comes in the mail
I literally pee my pants laughing at every. single. thing.
if you don’t laugh, you have a heart of ice and no personality.